I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
Sees friend and fellow blogger on bus.
Her: You like everything I have on tumblr *friendly smile*
Me: Well it is amazing
Her: Yeah my tumblr is pretty awsome.
Me: … yeah.
Anonymous asked: lets see what my gay dads have in and around their bed
How is no one even paying aTTENTION to this.
ANIMATED CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. BY DREAMWORKS.
ED HELMS IS PRINCIPAL KRUPP. ARE YOU SEEING THIS.
ID IF Y’ALL ARE CAP UNDERPANTS FANS BUT I’M HAVING TROUBLE COMPREHENDING THIS IS REAL RIGHT NOW.
OH HELLO CHILDHOOD
OHHHHHH MY GOD
Didn’t everyone read those books in Elementary.